Movie: Miracle on Lot 27

[Ernie]

I would welcome legal action by farrel and his lawyer.

It would be like Miracle on 52nd Street, where it is proven that Santa Claus
really exists.

Only my trial would prove, once and for all, that I cured hairloss. Think
of how bloody wealthy I would become when they learn the truth. Ernie

[THE COLONEL]

Post by Ernie
I would welcome legal action by farrel and his lawyer.
It would be like Miracle on 52nd Street, where it is proven that Santa
Claus really exists.
Only my trial would prove, once and for all, that I cured hairloss. Think
of how bloody wealthy I would become when they learn the truth. Ernie

I have applied for the job of your executioner, Ernest. I think I speak for
all when I say that nothing would please me more than to see your naked body
twitching at the end of a rope, your tiny penis ejaculating its final load,
the crowd laughing and joking all the while.