Discussion:
Tom Speaks Tomisms
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Tom
2011-06-28 18:08:56 UTC
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Many of my admirers have asked me to collect my Tomisms into a tom(e).
I have declined, I simply to not have enough time to tom(e) with my
heavy speaking schedule at the world's most renown learning
institutions internationally.

Nonetheless, I will make time to give you a few Tomisms for your
enlightenment, edification, arrangement and attenuation.

"Proof is whatever convinces you. Some people are pretty easy to
convince. Others, not so much. Some as much, others more than much."

"Even if one cannot be loyal to real friends, one should at least be
loyal to the imaginary ones. The imaginary ones may become real, or
unreal, or neither."

"Thinking that perception is "omniscient" is a delusion. Thinking that
hallucinations are meant to "enlighten" you is also a delusion.
Diluted LSD isn't worth shit."

"Some do, some don't. Not all hallucinations are alike. Calling them
"visions" doesn't validate their content. The vision is, but what you
think you see isn't. Not a joke. A delusion. Of course I am joking."

"You are not helping your argument when you write in caps and add lots
of exclamation points. All you accomplish is to make yourself look
immature and inarticulate. I'd advise you to grow up, but I think
that's beyond your capacity. Grow down, that is within your
feebleness."

"And this is what you think demonstrates that you aren't acting in an
immature fashion. I'd say it demonstrates that not only are you
emotionally and socially immature, but you're also displaying all the
symptoms necessary for a diagnoisis of paranoid schizophrenia. I
missspelled diagnosis on purpose, did you nosis?"

"I didn't say it was, but perhaps you have deluded yourself that I
did. That's debateable. Do not debate whether debateable is
missspelled or not."

" It's been pretty clear from your previous commments that you
haven't. No comments about commmments. Basing your goals on clumsy,
self-flattering interpretations of your hallucinations is pretty
foolish. Or petty. Or pretty petty. "

"You're so fucked up that you've deluded yourself into thinking I
"attack everyone". It's only your cowardice and weakness of mind and
body and soul and lack of a vertical jump that prompts you to fill
your world with enemies who "attack" you."

More? Only for a fee.
Absorbed
2011-06-28 18:10:11 UTC
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Post by Tom
Many of my admirers have asked me to collect my Tomisms into a tom(e).
I have declined, I simply to not have enough time to tom(e) with my
heavy speaking schedule at the world's most renown learning
institutions internationally.
Nonetheless, I will make time to give you a few Tomisms for your
enlightenment, edification, arrangement and attenuation.
"Proof is whatever convinces you. Some people are pretty easy to
convince. Others, not so much. Some as much, others more than much."
"Even if one cannot be loyal to real friends, one should at least be
loyal to the imaginary ones. The imaginary ones may become real, or
unreal, or neither."
"Thinking that perception is "omniscient" is a delusion. Thinking that
hallucinations are meant to "enlighten" you is also a delusion.
Diluted LSD isn't worth shit."
"Some do, some don't. Not all hallucinations are alike. Calling them
"visions" doesn't validate their content. The vision is, but what you
think you see isn't. Not a joke. A delusion. Of course I am joking."
"You are not helping your argument when you write in caps and add lots
of exclamation points. All you accomplish is to make yourself look
immature and inarticulate. I'd advise you to grow up, but I think
that's beyond your capacity. Grow down, that is within your
feebleness."
"And this is what you think demonstrates that you aren't acting in an
immature fashion. I'd say it demonstrates that not only are you
emotionally and socially immature, but you're also displaying all the
symptoms necessary for a diagnoisis of paranoid schizophrenia. I
missspelled diagnosis on purpose, did you nosis?"
"I didn't say it was, but perhaps you have deluded yourself that I
did. That's debateable. Do not debate whether debateable is
missspelled or not."
" It's been pretty clear from your previous commments that you
haven't. No comments about commmments. Basing your goals on clumsy,
self-flattering interpretations of your hallucinations is pretty
foolish. Or petty. Or pretty petty. "
"You're so fucked up that you've deluded yourself into thinking I
"attack everyone". It's only your cowardice and weakness of mind and
body and soul and lack of a vertical jump that prompts you to fill
your world with enemies who "attack" you."
wow that's some really great shite, Tom-Christ!
Post by Tom
More? Only for a fee.
I will gladly pay!
--
I am absorbed with Tom and I am proudly Tom's sockpuppet. Tom-Christ
is within me.
\\--><\(\(\(\(\(@>
2011-06-28 18:11:31 UTC
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Post by Tom
Many of my admirers have asked me to collect my Tomisms into a tom(e).
I have declined, I simply to not have enough time to tom(e) with my
heavy speaking schedule at the world's most renown learning
institutions internationally.
Nonetheless, I will make time to give you a few Tomisms for your
enlightenment, edification, arrangement and attenuation.
"Proof is whatever convinces you. Some people are pretty easy to
convince. Others, not so much. Some as much, others more than much."
"Even if one cannot be loyal to real friends, one should at least be
loyal to the imaginary ones. The imaginary ones may become real, or
unreal, or neither."
"Thinking that perception is "omniscient" is a delusion. Thinking that
hallucinations are meant to "enlighten" you is also a delusion.
Diluted LSD isn't worth shit."
"Some do, some don't. Not all hallucinations are alike. Calling them
"visions" doesn't validate their content. The vision is, but what you
think you see isn't. Not a joke. A delusion. Of course I am joking."
"You are not helping your argument when you write in caps and add lots
of exclamation points. All you accomplish is to make yourself look
immature and inarticulate. I'd advise you to grow up, but I think
that's beyond your capacity. Grow down, that is within your
feebleness."
"And this is what you think demonstrates that you aren't acting in an
immature fashion. I'd say it demonstrates that not only are you
emotionally and socially immature, but you're also displaying all the
symptoms necessary for a diagnoisis of paranoid schizophrenia. I
missspelled diagnosis on purpose, did you nosis?"
"I didn't say it was, but perhaps you have deluded yourself that I
did. That's debateable. Do not debate whether debateable is
missspelled or not."
" It's been pretty clear from your previous commments that you
haven't. No comments about commmments. Basing your goals on clumsy,
self-flattering interpretations of your hallucinations is pretty
foolish. Or petty. Or pretty petty. "
"You're so fucked up that you've deluded yourself into thinking I
"attack everyone". It's only your cowardice and weakness of mind and
body and soul and lack of a vertical jump that prompts you to fill
your world with enemies who "attack" you."
More? Only for a fee.
What a fucked up dude you are.
Tom
2011-06-28 18:13:02 UTC
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Post by \\--><\(\(\(\(\(@>
What a fucked up dude you are.
You're a self-made perpetual victim, howling out how unjust the
world is, despite the plain fact that you selected the role for
yourself and personally create every bit of the suffering you endure.
You're a moron who spells that I-D-I-O-T.

Eat my earwax.
Absorbed
2011-06-28 18:13:48 UTC
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Post by Tom
Post by \\--><\(\(\(\(\(@>
What a fucked up dude you are.
You're a self-made perpetual victim, howling out how unjust the
world is, despite the plain fact that you selected the role for
yourself and personally create every bit of the suffering you endure.
You're a moron who spells that I-D-I-O-T.
Eat my earwax.
Yeah, yeah you tell 'em, Tom-Christ!
--
I am absorbed with Tom and I am proudly Tom's sockpuppet. Tom-Christ
is within me.
Tom
2011-06-28 18:16:25 UTC
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Post by Absorbed
Post by Tom
Post by \\--><\(\(\(\(\(@>
What a fucked up dude you are.
You're a self-made perpetual victim, howling out how unjust the
world is, despite the plain fact that you selected the role for
yourself and personally create every bit of the suffering you endure.
You're a moron who spells that I-D-I-O-T.
Eat my earwax.
Yeah, yeah you tell 'em, Tom-Christ!
Ok I shall.

He's a legend in his own mind. A coward trying to pretend to be a hero
and failing at it miserably. A failure who does not know success. An
unsuccessful trying to bleat out a note of respect. An undignified
who knows not know how to dig dignity.
Absorbed
2011-06-28 18:17:52 UTC
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Post by Tom
Post by Absorbed
Post by Tom
Post by \\--><\(\(\(\(\(@>
What a fucked up dude you are.
You're a self-made perpetual victim, howling out how unjust the
world is, despite the plain fact that you selected the role for
yourself and personally create every bit of the suffering you endure.
You're a moron who spells that I-D-I-O-T.
Eat my earwax.
Yeah, yeah you tell 'em, Tom-Christ!
Ok I shall.
He's a legend in his own mind. A coward trying to pretend to be a hero
and failing at it miserably. A failure who does not know success. An
unsuccessful trying to bleat out a note of respect. An undignified
who knows not know how to dig dignity.
Very Carly Simon-esque, Tom-Christ, I *dig* it!
--
I am absorbed with Tom and I am proudly Tom's sockpuppet. Tom-Christ
is within me.
Tom
2011-06-28 18:20:42 UTC
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Post by Absorbed
Post by Tom
Post by Absorbed
Post by Tom
Post by \\--><\(\(\(\(\(@>
What a fucked up dude you are.
You're a self-made perpetual victim, howling out how unjust the
world is, despite the plain fact that you selected the role for
yourself and personally create every bit of the suffering you endure.
You're a moron who spells that I-D-I-O-T.
Eat my earwax.
Yeah, yeah you tell 'em, Tom-Christ!
Ok I shall.
He's a legend in his own mind. A coward trying to pretend to be a hero
and failing at it miserably. A failure who does not know success. An
unsuccessful trying to bleat out a note of respect. An undignified
who knows not know how to dig dignity.
Very Carly Simon-esque, Tom-Christ, I *dig* it!
I shall continue then.

Only in the cluttered and disorganized playground of his imagination
doth he see himself drinking Dos Equis and imitating that bearded dude
on the commercial.
Absorbed
2011-06-28 18:45:38 UTC
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Post by Tom
Post by Absorbed
Post by Tom
Post by Absorbed
Post by Tom
Post by \\--><\(\(\(\(\(@>
What a fucked up dude you are.
You're a self-made perpetual victim, howling out how unjust the
world is, despite the plain fact that you selected the role for
yourself and personally create every bit of the suffering you endure.
You're a moron who spells that I-D-I-O-T.
Eat my earwax.
Yeah, yeah you tell 'em, Tom-Christ!
Ok I shall.
He's a legend in his own mind. A coward trying to pretend to be a hero
and failing at it miserably. A failure who does not know success. An
unsuccessful trying to bleat out a note of respect. An undignified
who knows not know how to dig dignity.
Very Carly Simon-esque, Tom-Christ, I *dig* it!
I shall continue then.
Only in the cluttered and disorganized playground of his imagination
doth he see himself drinking Dos Equis and imitating that bearded dude
on the commercial.
Have you considered a career as a ventriloquist? With the enjoyment you
seem to get from talking to yourself, I think you should.
Tom
2011-06-28 20:41:41 UTC
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Post by Tom
Post by Absorbed
Post by Tom
Post by Absorbed
Post by Tom
Post by \\--><\(\(\(\(\(@>
What a fucked up dude you are.
You're a self-made perpetual victim, howling out how unjust the
world is, despite the plain fact that you selected the role for
yourself and personally create every bit of the suffering you endure.
You're a moron who spells that I-D-I-O-T.
Eat my earwax.
Yeah, yeah you tell 'em, Tom-Christ!
Ok I shall.
He's a legend in his own mind. A coward trying to pretend to be a hero
and failing at it miserably. A failure who does not know success. An
unsuccessful trying to bleat out a note of respect. An undignified
who knows not know how to dig dignity.
Very Carly Simon-esque, Tom-Christ, I *dig* it!
I shall continue then.
Only in the cluttered and disorganized playground of his imagination
doth he see himself drinking Dos Equis and imitating that bearded dude
on the commercial.
Have you considered a more Tomisms now that I took your hot load in
my mouth? -gargle-
Then I shall continue.

"First you have to buy the Zoroastrian "plagiarism" claim, which is by
no means an established fact eco-scholastically. Then you have to
figure out how you can eliminate the pseudo-evidence that the term
means what the misioetymologists all say it means.

It would be easier if you did not gargle."
Absorbed
2011-06-28 20:46:26 UTC
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Post by Tom
Post by Tom
Post by Absorbed
Post by Tom
Post by Absorbed
Post by Tom
Post by \\--><\(\(\(\(\(@>
What a fucked up dude you are.
You're a self-made perpetual victim, howling out how unjust the
world is, despite the plain fact that you selected the role for
yourself and personally create every bit of the suffering you endure.
You're a moron who spells that I-D-I-O-T.
Eat my earwax.
Yeah, yeah you tell 'em, Tom-Christ!
Ok I shall.
He's a legend in his own mind. A coward trying to pretend to be a hero
and failing at it miserably. A failure who does not know success. An
unsuccessful trying to bleat out a note of respect. An undignified
who knows not know how to dig dignity.
Very Carly Simon-esque, Tom-Christ, I *dig* it!
I shall continue then.
Only in the cluttered and disorganized playground of his imagination
doth he see himself drinking Dos Equis and imitating that bearded dude
on the commercial.
Have you considered a more Tomisms now that I took your hot load in
my mouth? -gargle-
Then I shall continue.
"First you have to buy the Zoroastrian "plagiarism" claim, which is by
no means an established fact eco-scholastically. Then you have to
figure out how you can eliminate the pseudo-evidence that the term
means what the misioetymologists all say it means.
It would be easier if you did not gargle."
I'll remember that, all it does is make you harder to swallow! Thanks,
Tom-Christ!
--
I am absorbed with Tom and I am proudly Tom's sockpuppet. Tom-Christ
is within me.
pyotr filipivich
2011-06-29 21:56:22 UTC
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Post by Tom
Many of my admirers have asked me to collect my Tomisms into a tom(e).
I have declined, I simply to not have enough time to tom(e) with my
heavy speaking schedule at the world's most renown learning
institutions internationally.
Nonetheless, I will make time to give you a few Tomisms for your
enlightenment, edification, arrangement and attenuation.
"Proof is whatever convinces you. Some people are pretty easy to
convince. Others, not so much. Some as much, others more than much."
"Even if one cannot be loyal to real friends, one should at least be
loyal to the imaginary ones. The imaginary ones may become real, or
unreal, or neither."
"Thinking that perception is "omniscient" is a delusion. Thinking that
hallucinations are meant to "enlighten" you is also a delusion.
Diluted LSD isn't worth shit."
"Some do, some don't. Not all hallucinations are alike. Calling them
"visions" doesn't validate their content. The vision is, but what you
think you see isn't. Not a joke. A delusion. Of course I am joking."
"You are not helping your argument when you write in caps and add lots
of exclamation points. All you accomplish is to make yourself look
immature and inarticulate. I'd advise you to grow up, but I think
that's beyond your capacity. Grow down, that is within your
feebleness."
"And this is what you think demonstrates that you aren't acting in an
immature fashion. I'd say it demonstrates that not only are you
emotionally and socially immature, but you're also displaying all the
symptoms necessary for a diagnoisis of paranoid schizophrenia. I
missspelled diagnosis on purpose, did you nosis?"
"I didn't say it was, but perhaps you have deluded yourself that I
did. That's debateable. Do not debate whether debateable is
missspelled or not."
" It's been pretty clear from your previous commments that you
haven't. No comments about commmments. Basing your goals on clumsy,
self-flattering interpretations of your hallucinations is pretty
foolish. Or petty. Or pretty petty. "
"You're so fucked up that you've deluded yourself into thinking I
"attack everyone". It's only your cowardice and weakness of mind and
body and soul and lack of a vertical jump that prompts you to fill
your world with enemies who "attack" you."
More? Only for a fee.
Those are worthy of note.

thank you.

pyotr
--
pyotr filipivich
"And Art is art, and east is east and west is west, and if you take rubbarb
and stew it like prunes, it will taste more like raspberries than cauliflower.
Now you tell me what you know." Groucho Marx
Lady Azure, Baroness of the North Pole
2011-06-30 04:33:01 UTC
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Post by Tom
Many of my admirers have asked me to collect my Tomisms into a tom(e).
I have declined, I simply to not have enough time to tom(e) with my
heavy speaking schedule at the world's most renown learning
institutions internationally.
Nonetheless, I will make time to give you a few Tomisms for your
enlightenment, edification, arrangement and attenuation.
"Proof is whatever convinces you. Some people are pretty easy to
convince. Others, not so much. Some as much, others more than much."
"Even if one cannot be loyal to real friends, one should at least be
loyal to the imaginary ones. The imaginary ones may become real, or
unreal, or neither."
"Thinking that perception is "omniscient" is a delusion. Thinking that
hallucinations are meant to "enlighten" you is also a delusion.
Diluted LSD isn't worth shit."
"Some do, some don't. Not all hallucinations are alike. Calling them
"visions" doesn't validate their content. The vision is, but what you
think you see isn't. Not a joke. A delusion. Of course I am joking."
"You are not helping your argument when you write in caps and add lots
of exclamation points. All you accomplish is to make yourself look
immature and inarticulate.
To Know it All like TOM, and his Crew, seems I want to GIVE AWAY, what they think
they can "SELL"!
Tom
2011-06-30 20:28:56 UTC
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On Jun 28, 11:08 am, someone pretending to be Tom
Post by Tom
Many of my admirers have asked me to collect my Tomisms into a tom(e).
Actually, some people have collected a few of the things I've posted
to Usenet on their own but no one has asked me personally to do so.

As a matter of fact, you (whoever you are) have been quite busy
collecting things I wrote. While your purpose is to add stupid and
insipid statements to my words in order to misrepresent them, you seem
to have managed to put together quite a tribute in spite of yourself.
I don't think you'll have much luck at getting the overall effect that
you're intending, since it's pretty easy to see where one voice leaves
off and another begins. Still, even if you do manage to convince some
people that I am not always saying something worth serious
consideration, you are also reminding them that I occasionally do.
Given the nature of Usenet, that in itself is something of a
compliment.
Lady Azure, Baroness of the North Pole
2011-07-01 04:40:56 UTC
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On Jun 28, 11:08 am, someone pretending to be Tom
Post by Tom
Many of my admirers have asked me to collect my Tomisms into a tom(e).
Actually, some people have collected a few of the things I've posted
to Usenet on their own but no one has asked me personally to do so.
As a matter of fact, you (whoever you are) have been quite busy
collecting things I wrote.
Not ME!
I am to Busy writing My Own Tome!
Lebor E L, d'Shua!
Tom
2011-07-05 00:25:04 UTC
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On Jun 30, 9:40 pm, "Lady Azure, Baroness of the North Pole"
Post by Lady Azure, Baroness of the North Pole
On Jun 28, 11:08 am, someone pretending to be Tom
Post by Tom
Many of my admirers have asked me to collect my Tomisms into a tom(e).
Actually, some people have collected a few of the things I've posted
to Usenet on their own but no one has asked me personally to do so.
As a matter of fact, you (whoever you are) have been quite busy
collecting things I wrote.
Not ME!
I am to Busy writing My Own Tome!
Lebor E L, d'Shua!
Rest assured, dear. No one is ever likely to think that you admire
anybody but yourself.
Lady Azure, Baroness of the North Pole
2011-07-05 05:47:03 UTC
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On Jun 30, 9:40 pm, "Lady Azure, Baroness of the North Pole"
Post by Lady Azure, Baroness of the North Pole
On Jun 28, 11:08 am, someone pretending to be Tom
Post by Tom
Many of my admirers have asked me to collect my Tomisms into a tom(e).
Actually, some people have collected a few of the things I've posted
to Usenet on their own but no one has asked me personally to do so.
As a matter of fact, you (whoever you are) have been quite busy
collecting things I wrote.
Not ME!
I am to Busy writing My Own Tome!
Lebor E L, d'Shua!
Rest assured, dear. No one is ever likely to think that you admire
anybody but yourself.
In your World!
In mine, you don't run the Place, and I am a Far different Topic than your
Bigoted Churcher Lies Lil Anglo Gnosi Skinhead!
Tom
2011-07-05 22:10:39 UTC
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On Mon, 04 Jul 2011 21:47:03 -0800, Lady Azure, Baroness of the North
Post by Lady Azure, Baroness of the North Pole
On Jun 30, 9:40 pm, "Lady Azure, Baroness of the North Pole"
Post by Lady Azure, Baroness of the North Pole
On Jun 28, 11:08 am, someone pretending to be Tom
Post by Tom
Many of my admirers have asked me to collect my Tomisms into a tom(e).
Actually, some people have collected a few of the things I've posted
to Usenet on their own but no one has asked me personally to do so.
As a matter of fact, you (whoever you are) have been quite busy
collecting things I wrote.
Not ME!
I am to Busy writing My Own Tome!
Lebor E L, d'Shua!
Rest assured, dear. No one is ever likely to think that you admire
anybody but yourself.
In your World!
In mine, you don't run the Place, and I am a Far different Topic than your
Bigoted Churcher Lies Lil Anglo Gnosi Skinhead!
No worries, sweetie, you're the Numero Uno Kooko once, for all,
eternal Amen,
Lady Azure, Baroness of the North Pole
2011-07-06 05:00:30 UTC
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Post by Tom
On Mon, 04 Jul 2011 21:47:03 -0800, Lady Azure, Baroness of the North
Post by Lady Azure, Baroness of the North Pole
On Jun 30, 9:40 pm, "Lady Azure, Baroness of the North Pole"
Post by Lady Azure, Baroness of the North Pole
On Jun 28, 11:08 am, someone pretending to be Tom
Post by Tom
Many of my admirers have asked me to collect my Tomisms into a tom(e).
Actually, some people have collected a few of the things I've posted
to Usenet on their own but no one has asked me personally to do so.
As a matter of fact, you (whoever you are) have been quite busy
collecting things I wrote.
Not ME!
I am to Busy writing My Own Tome!
Lebor E L, d'Shua!
Rest assured, dear. No one is ever likely to think that you admire
anybody but yourself.
In your World!
In mine, you don't run the Place, and I am a Far different Topic than your
Bigoted Churcher Lies Lil Anglo Gnosi Skinhead!
No worries, sweetie, you're the Numero Uno Kooko once, for all,
eternal Amen,
Ahlm Salah!
Only the Lil Nut, who hangs on, gets to be the Mighty Oak!
You got nothing to SHARE but EGO, and Lies to those who Figure Out Side your
Expected Lines!

Kaydon
2011-07-04 23:24:37 UTC
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Post by Tom
No comments about commmments.
You misspelled 'comments' the second time.

<3
xoxoxoxoo
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